"Well, today I finally recieved my brand new
helmet. But, apparently, it's defective. It has no fin, no under-bite,
and no comm box! Oh sure, the COG is still there...other guys kept
calling me a 'Magic 8 Ball'. I am so sick of them asking me about the
future! But, it kinda works out. In my new position I can only answer
with two things.
'Should I ask for a raise?' one guy asked.
'Commence primary ignition.' I replied.
'Is lunch ready?' another inquired.
'Standby.' I replied.
This worked fine for a while, but now their questions are just
ridiculous. Somebody said I look like a TIE without the wings. I want a
new helmet.
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